Crystal Head Vodka
The Snuggie
3 Musketeers Bar
The 3 Musketeers Bar from M&M/Mars (known as a Milky Way everywhere outside of the US) was introduced to the US way back in 1932. It's name comes from the original design of the product. A three piece, three flavor confection, the 3 flavors being vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
And so it remained until 1945 when as a result of the Second World War the price of strawberries went up thanks to the Luftwaffe and their strategic strawberry bombing campaign. This ruthless tactical bombing almost caused the extinction of the US strawberry, and Mars decided to quit using them in their products.
Wrangler Carpenter Jeans
Trojan Twisted Pleasure Condom
Our product review section is severely underwhelmed so we spent the weekend trying to come up with ideas for things to review. We ultimately decided on Trojan 'Twisted Pleasure' condoms (ironic choice since Twisted Pleasure is what we like to give our readers).
To start, the Trojan 'Twisted Pleasure' is available in 3 sizes S, M and L (small, medium and liar) so naturally I opted for the biggest size, after spending 30 minutes in the toothpaste aisle at Walmart, waiting for an opportunity to pick up a pack without being spotted.
This is not gum |
Miller Lite Vortex Bottle
Miller Brewing Company have a new idea to sell more beer. It's called the Vortex Bottle. The bottle has angled grooves inside the neck in order to deliver the beer quicker and more smoothly to it's destination. Science (and nature) has proven that air or liquid will move quicker and easier through a tube if it is rotating, hence the rifling on the inside of the bottle.
Mmmm, beer |
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