Trojan Twisted Pleasure Condom

Our product review section is severely underwhelmed so we spent the weekend trying to come up with ideas for things to review. We ultimately decided on Trojan 'Twisted Pleasure' condoms (ironic choice since Twisted Pleasure is what we like to give our readers).

To start, the Trojan 'Twisted Pleasure' is available in 3 sizes S, M and L (small, medium and liar) so naturally I opted for the biggest size, after spending 30 minutes in the toothpaste aisle at Walmart, waiting for an opportunity to pick up a pack without being spotted.

This is not gum